Hire me to liven up your next [name of conference/event] with a powerpoint-fueled tour-de-force.
This is a section where I’ll eventually write something about how brilliant it’ll be.
Tbh most people don’t like corporate events so I’ll be able to liven it up. What I’ve discovered is that because I used slides people *think* they’re learning. But really all I’m doing is making them laugh under the pretence of something vaguely to do with whatever the conference is about.
Anyway, basically make me an offer I’ll probably refuse. You can do this either by filling in the form at the bottom below the logos if you’re a buyer or if you’re one of those speaker company buffer people who’s been charged with getting someone who can really “liven up the conf” you can just hit me up using the button here:
Look at all these square logos of companies for whom I have performed.
