Behold
Obviously these will make great gifts for that special person in your life or someone who is not so special but is more of an acquaintance really and that was before you drifted apart. Nevertheless this would be a great gift.
Each one of these suckers is going to be loaded up with my special and then placed into its special—collectors—edition—look—good—on—mantle—would—tie—most—rooms—together box and then shipped off to you where you will love it and adore it until you put it in the attic and forget about it forever.
Something tangible. A thing.
The duck itself is formed from a combination of materials including two that I am calling "rubber" and "plastic." Mainly it is rubber. They are yellow and orange and adorable.