can you take me back where I came from
she said who put all those things in your head



I try and put these in here but often I’m too busy trying to think of funny things to do. If I’ve missed out vital information on a gig then ask me on twitter. @veitchtweets  


25may20:45Game Face (Tour)Brighton, UKKomedia

26may19:30Game Face (Tour)Fareham, UKAshcroft Arts Centre

27may19:30Game Face (Tour)Winchester, UKWinchester Discovery Centre


6jun20:00San JoseSan Jose Improv

20jun20:00Game Face (Tour)Colchester, UKColchester Arts Centre

22jun20:00Game Face (Tour)Southend, UKDixon Studio, Palace Theatre

24jun20:00Game Face (Tour)Ipswich, UKThe Avenue Theatre, Ipswitch

Dot Con: Out Now

Whip-smart and brilliant. Hysterically Funny! – Harry Hill

A Dave Gorman-esque romp – Time Out

A wicked sense of humor….I laughed my ass off. – New York Times

You are a total disgrace to manhood. Go fuck yourself. – Solomon Odonkoh

We’ve all had those blatant scamming emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safety deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country… Standard procedure is to delete on sight. But for a comedian with a mischievous side and a lot of time on his hands, the spam folder proved the perfect opportunity to have some fun. Dot Con is the story of what happened when James Veitch decided to play the scammers at their own game, providing a hilarious showcase of the conversations he orchestrates with online imposters.

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