can you take me back where I came from
she said who put all those things in your head



I try and put these in here but often I’m too busy trying to think of funny things to do. If I’ve missed out vital information on a gig then ask me on twitter. @veitchtweets  

june, 2017

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Dot Con: Out Now

Whip-smart and brilliant. Hysterically Funny! – Harry Hill

A Dave Gorman-esque romp – Time Out

A wicked sense of humor….I laughed my ass off. – New York Times

You are a total disgrace to manhood. Go fuck yourself. – Solomon Odonkoh

We’ve all had those blatant scamming emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safety deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country… Standard procedure is to delete on sight. But for a comedian with a mischievous side and a lot of time on his hands, the spam folder proved the perfect opportunity to have some fun. Dot Con is the story of what happened when James Veitch decided to play the scammers at their own game, providing a hilarious showcase of the conversations he orchestrates with online imposters.

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